Readings, Rated
Charles D’Ambrosio’s wife
Charles D’Ambrosio is giving a reading for the lucky few who can attend the events of The University of Chicago Creative Writing Department. Dude’s freaking genius at times (check out his essay about his brother’s suicide in the Open City collection on Catcher in the Rye if you haven’t already). But that’s not what concerns me.
Rather, Charles is married to Heather Lorimer. Does anyone remember Heather Lorimer, tambourine-shakin’ ex-girlfriend of Stephen Malkmus? The lady who is said to have broken up Pavement? The subject of the Nerve Sex Interview with Stephen Malkmus and the infamous photo where he’s grabbing her boob?
Does anyone know how this woman went from dating one of the sexiest guys on the planet to marrying a schlubby, bespectacled New Yorker staple? This picture confuses me as much as it does you. I have to admit, the pink satin pants provide a nice contrast with the blue t-shirt.